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When I was a kid my mother told me I was adopted. From the planet Xenon. When I went away to camp I got letters from my "real" parents saying they had stopped by to pick me up but I wasn't there, so they recounted bits of news they'd heard from my adoptive family. I guess it makes sense then that I married a man who was adopted, and we adopted our son. Therefore I am qualified to make adoption jokes.