tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34529982.post1471196014413699668..comments2024-03-28T12:37:42.710-07:00Comments on Carol Marine's Painting a Day: Following GreenCarol Marinehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00855632528757673268noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34529982.post-43793535286211523142011-11-16T21:42:13.850-08:002011-11-16T21:42:13.850-08:00Love your work & that of your kids!
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Q. ...Love your work & that of your kids!<br />So....<br />Q. How many light bulbs does it take to change an artist?<br />A. Training and practice change an artist.Theresa Taylor Bayerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00886143448221324175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34529982.post-66812262272732379252011-11-15T10:39:54.218-08:002011-11-15T10:39:54.218-08:00Q: How many artists does it take to change a light...Q: How many artists does it take to change a light bulb?<br /><br />A: Three. One to get the lightbulb, and two to tell him that it's perfect and he should not change a thing, even though it's still in the box.Lee Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12208732269983419857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34529982.post-59629850374277526842011-11-14T15:13:49.716-08:002011-11-14T15:13:49.716-08:00It takes one artist to change the bulb, and a comm...It takes one artist to change the bulb, and a commutity of them to guard the lightswitch from the critic.Karen Boehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04274489035905234980noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34529982.post-36586152640012229952011-11-14T08:54:00.068-08:002011-11-14T08:54:00.068-08:00look here => http://www.wetcanvas.com/forums/sh...look here => http://www.wetcanvas.com/forums/showthread.php?t=489708<br /><br />and also ...<br /><br />How many visitors to an art gallery does it take to change a light bulb?<br />Two. One to do it and one to say "Huh! My four-year old could've done that!"<br /><br />How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?<br />Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.<br /><br />How many modern artists does it take to change a light bulb?<br />Four. One to throw bulbs against the wall, one to pile hundreds of them in a heap and spray-paint it orange, one to glue light bulbs to a cocker spaniel, and one to put a bulb in the socket and fill the room with light while all the critics and buyers are watching the fellow smashing the bulbs against the wall, the fellow with the spray-gun, and the cocker spaniel.<br /><br /><br />And on a side note .....<br /><br />How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?<br /><br />A1: None. It's a hardware problem.<br />A2: Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.FasiArtshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14386018560682558901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34529982.post-79545179174102646972011-11-14T08:27:23.343-08:002011-11-14T08:27:23.343-08:00"How many artists does it take to change a li..."How many artists does it take to change a lightbulb?" <br /><br />Two. One to change it and another to tell them "Your Done, stop."Randy Safflehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06435786748672884044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34529982.post-40352171415327089222011-11-14T04:37:40.159-08:002011-11-14T04:37:40.159-08:00It is impossible for an artist to change a lightbu...It is impossible for an artist to change a lightbulb. First they would do a set up in natural light, paint it, crop it, frame it, critique it, turn it to the wall and walk away in disgust to find a glass of wine.Carol Schiff Daily Paintinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03992811279109092289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34529982.post-87628302615844750212011-11-14T04:18:09.503-08:002011-11-14T04:18:09.503-08:00Lovely painting and awesome picture.Lovely painting and awesome picture.School Resourceshttp://www.jumpstart.com/parents/resources/school-resourcesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34529982.post-5290445415400645552011-11-13T23:01:20.378-08:002011-11-13T23:01:20.378-08:00As for your iPhone photos, they look good! I just ...As for your iPhone photos, they look good! I just got my iPhone 4 and it's better than my previous digital camera. I'm having loads of fun with it, the HDR is exciting and gives me much better reference photos.<br /><br />I can see into the shadows! I can tell if the sky was blue or pink now even if there's bright sunlight. It's a big kick. <br /><br />Love that photo of the paintings from your workshop, yours and your students. Those sienna studies look so gorgeous and rich. Nothing like a warm monochrome for depth and power!<br /><br />Not surprising all your demos sold, they're beautiful.robertsloan2arthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02598847116529877475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34529982.post-84136082180286228322011-11-13T22:59:12.906-08:002011-11-13T22:59:12.906-08:00One, as long as she knows what she's doing and...One, as long as she knows what she's doing and decides on a good abstract shape, an interesting color harmony and a good layout. A good artist can change anything even in a life painting and make it read true.robertsloan2arthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02598847116529877475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34529982.post-84548550333653054892011-11-13T21:22:02.704-08:002011-11-13T21:22:02.704-08:00What a beautiful array of paintings! Looks like l...What a beautiful array of paintings! Looks like lots of fun and deligent work. Congratulations everyone for great results!silentwitnesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06629894367573551572noreply@blogger.com